Market Fluctuations of the Great Prophet

Current Market Trends

We're seeing a 4-6 month cycle of boom and bust. Buy and sell, buy and sell!

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Prophetic Insights

The Great Prophet has foreseen:

• The imminent arrival of a 3-headed chicken
• The rise of a new currency: 'Bucks and Bollocks'
• The end of all known civilizations

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